Sticks and stones may break my bones… but Bullies can not hurt me!
Jan12

Sticks and stones may break my bones… but Bullies can not hurt me!

Now I’ve been very serious lately, and that is Because even a funny person has to show that they have a serious bone in their body, and not just a funny bone; the subject, bullying. Now you can never really look at an adult and see whether or not they’ve been bullied, I was bullied.  When I was a kid, I moved 15 times before I was 11 years old.  I tell folks this, and they say oh, military family, and I’d say nope, bad checks, funny, but true. Now, because I moved so much and had to make new friends a lot. I was never picked on the team first, always last, and sometimes not at all. Now I can tell you there’s a lot of times that I took the long way to class to avoid being made fun of, or worse. I became really good at talking myself out of a fight and I was physically fit, from all the running.watch full film How to Be a Latin Lover But it also made me realize that bullies were more scared and alone than I was. Now I’m convinced that the person that said, sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me, was the person that was doing the name calling. So here’s my plan, start dragging the parents into the principal’s office. Make them write on the blackboard 10,000 times, I will stop raising a bully. You might be surprised that this helps work out some of their only family issues as well. Your friend, Will Roberts Get my daily cartoon at WillSays.com   Get my daily cartoon at...

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@DavidReddick of – Intelligent Life cartoon on the Will Roberts Weekly Telegram!
Jan11

@DavidReddick of – Intelligent Life cartoon on the Will Roberts Weekly Telegram!

    David Reddick – Intelligent Life     Twitter.com/DavidReddick By day, David Reddick works full-time for Jim Davis at the “Garfield” studio as a Cartoonist and     Digital/Social Media Coordinator on the “Garfield” worldwide property. By night, not unlike Bruce Wayne and Batman, he creates his own worldwide-syndicated comic strip “Intelligent Life”, distributed by King Features Syndicate to newspapers and online. David is also the creator/writer/artist of the highly-popular Star Trek webcomic “The Trek Life” for Paramount Pictures and CBS Studios, which ran for 3 years at the official Star Trek website STARTREK.COM. He has also been the cartoonist behind “Gene’s Journal” and “Rod & Barry,” two popular webcomics that ran for 5 years at the official Roddenberry Entertainment website (the company started and owned by Gene Roddenberry, creator of Star Trek and thereafter by his son, Rod Roddenberry) at Roddenberry.com. David is also the creator of the highly-popular fantasy webcomic “Legend of Bill,” which has been running for more than 5 years, and has a legion of dedicated fans. David also worked as an award-winning staff cartoonist at an Indiana daily newspaper for 6 years where his editorial cartoons and single-panel cartoons were distributed to newspapers nationwide through Thomson Newspapers, Scripps Howard News Service, CNHI News Service and Artizans Syndicate. David also produces comics and cartoons for magazines like Star Trek Magazine, Renaissance Magazine, and Knights of the Dinner Table and has been featured in Nickelodeon magazine, Woman’s World and Scholastic’s The New York Times Upfront, to name a few. David has created comic book work for IDW Publishing, Tokyopop and BOOM Studios, and has created product designs for various companies such as Paws, Inc. (Garfield), Paramount Pictures, CBS Studios, Roddenberry Productions, Canson, Inc. and the NCAA, to name a few, and has created mobile content for providers like CBSMobile worldwide and ROK Media in the UK. His abstract and pop art paintings have been exhibited in galleries and museums in Indianapolis, Florida, Michigan, England and France, and he has painted wall murals in Japan. One of David’s original paintings and 3 original cartoons are included in the permanent collection of the Muskegon Museum of Art. David spent 4 years in the U.S. Navy, 3 of which were spent living in Okinawa, Japan. David is also often a guest at comic and sci-fi conventions nationwide, where he can be found drawing, buying action figures and cosplaying as a Jedi (or a Sith). WEBSITE: www.davidreddickstudio.com/about.html Your Comics Kingdom Newsletter for January 10, 2015 : http://eepurl.com/ba-Nij And Dan Morrison VP, Strategy & Marketing of reachtapp.com Dan’s primary job is figuring out our business model and getting the word out....

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I am hooked on IPhonics, are you?
Jan08

I am hooked on IPhonics, are you?

film The Martian online streaming Get my FREE daily Cartoon On WillSays.com So I am in the market to buy a new smartphone but, with all the features I’m feeling dumb! See, I was thinking about getting the iPhone 6 +. Now mind you, I went through all the reasons why I shouldn’t get one, you know, weighed out the pros and cons. Like: Would people think I am trying to compensate because the size? Is it really better thank the iPhone 5, which I have. Would I need a Sherpa or a dolly to cart it around? After I had answered all those questions, I decided to buy the IPhone 6+. But wait, hold the phone !!! The price tag! 750 dollars and then you have to pay 100 plus dollars for monthly service. The other day I saw a woman with four kids, and she looked very needy. She had an iPhone 6 + with a diamond encrusted cover; It was better dress than her kids. America, were wondering why we are disconnected, broke and constantly on edge, the reason is, we are hooked on IPhone-ics and the phone pushers are winning. Try this exercise to see if you’re hooked as well. Next time you are at a function with 5-10 people, have everyone take out their phones. Tell everyone to text someone they know. Tell them to text the word, HOWDY! Do this and then when they send the text, ask everyone to place their phone face down in front on them, now watch what happens. I did this in Oklahoma in front of a few thousand people and let me tell you, within thirty seconds those folks looked like they were cold turkey off something they were addicted to for years. People were shaking, sweating, losing their minds. Try this exercise and know, there is hope.  And hope is normally at the top of the phone. Press it, hold it down and when the phone goes off, enjoy you time away. Your friend, Will Roberts WillSays.com Link to audio:  https://soundcloud.com/willrobertsweeklyradio/witt-of-will-the-daily-scream-hooked-on-iphoneics  about.me/WillRobertsWeeklyTelegram Get my daily Will Says cartoon Will Roberts310-601-8447702-481-5829 WillSays.com...

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#Congress is now in session, back to work, lazy bums… you decide!
Jan06

#Congress is now in session, back to work, lazy bums… you decide!

So The 114th Congress is now in session, back to work, lazy bums, hmm, when I come back I’ll let you decide!     . Is it a bad omen that Americans started work on Monday & the NEW 114 Congress started work on a Tuesday? #DayLateDollarShortCongress? After the last two congresses, the do nothing 112th Congress & the do do nothing 113th Congress, who did even less. Maybe the 114th Congress slogan should be that old adage “Less is more”. Because, it seems like any time you add a politician to anything, it most likely won’t get done. And if it does get done, chances are it’s not put together right, and they’re parts left over. I made a New Years resolution that said: I will not let our government get me upset. With that, I had to add another resolution to ensure I would be able to achieve the first resolution, and that is, no more Hatebook .. Oh sorry, Facebook. Now Americans, get back to work & Congress get back to whatever it is you do anyway. Go to my website: WillSays.com Your friend, Will...

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Sledding is bad for kids health, so is being a kid! – Witt Of Will & The Daily Scream
Jan06

Sledding is bad for kids health, so is being a kid! – Witt Of Will & The Daily Scream

Headline: Parents sue city over kid injured sledding down the hill, this causing cities around US to create a sledding ban. I say we call it a  Wedding Ban. You can’t marry & have kids if you don’t understand the laws of gravity… What goes up, must fall down, & get hurt! Maybe we should just ban kids from coming out of the house.  But then we’d have to cover everything in bubble wrap and have knives made out of plastic. We’d also have to crumble paper up so they can’t get a paper cut, and use not toxic free range glue to fasten our kids to one spot so they can’t get hurt. I am convinced that this is all just a marketing trick to get lawyers more work? Seems odd in a society that is now driven by YouTube, reality tv, and Jackass style shows that we would be questioning fun. Maybe we should have the president allocate funds for cameras on our kids. We can watch them grow up, literally and make sure they don’t do any of the things we did as kids… Man, it must be boring to be a kid these days! Go to my website: WillSays.com Your friend, Will Roberts Link:...

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